Those Wacky AzNs

The first group I rented a boat to today was a group of three extremely cute Asian chicks. I asked if anyone was over eighteen and got giggles all around. It turns out out two of them, including the hottest one, were both 30 years of age.

Then, a few hours later, a group shows up (mostly Asian) that appears to be composed of all college kids with some younger siblings. I ask the same question - anyone over eighteen? The hottest one there (extremely Asian) replied that she was the fucking mother of another kid, who had to be at least fourteen.

Having learned the lesson that Asian girls that appear young are actually much older, I proceeded to make small talk with a particularly cute Asian girl that happened to be my last renter.

"So, are you camping up here?"
"Yup, it's our last day."
"Where are you from?"
"Bellevue."
"Oh, cool. High school?"
"Uhh, middle school...."

WTF?!? Dammit, I sure don't feel like some sort of predator, now. Moral of the story: Asian women age differently from all other kinds of women. Beware.